Monday, December 10, 2007

Fully Flared = Fully Impressed

In the four days of owning Fully Flared, I've watched this video over a dozen times... i can't even really explain anything about this video.... i'm still in awe... In the recent onslaught of straight crap videos, it's good to see a fully hyped video live up to and surpass the hype... let's start with a rundown...

intro... i love the crailtap fam intros... too funny..

Mike Mo- god damn is this kid good... solid landing on all tricks, insane tech gnar... i lil' to p-rod/rogersesque for me sometimes, but he definitely stands out individually... let's hope he doesn't switch over to plan b...

Papps- no why on god's earth are you lil net mongers hatin' on this dude? and i've read some dumb ass stuff like 'poll jam bangers are a digression from pop shuv crooky enders,' first off, whoever wrote that... straigt dumb... for any of you who know nothing about skating, this part was raw, hardcore skating... yeah, it's eastcoast, and for anyone who's lived/skated on the east, you know how gnarly his part was, i doubt half you lil net homos would even roll down half the stuff this dude switch ollied into... nuff said, one of my favorite parts of the vid...

jesus- i've never seen half of these tricks in my life... crazy tech, fast, i lil sketchy sometimes, but all in all, i can't do a single trick this guy does...

royal fam- i liked these dudes, that jensen dude got some originality in him... that curb gap to back lip!? get the hell out! and that bradey dude... that crooky drop!? damn! the dudes were young, a lil sketchy, but they held it down..

french conec- gillet is a damn legend, reasauueeususu (or however you spell his name), dope but too short, but damn PUIG!!!! how have i slept on dude! i always knew he was sick... but holy crap! did you see that tre off the bump! no, did you rewind your dvd and look at that thing!? nuff said...

cairo- i love this dude, takes gnar skating to another level without being all 20 rail trick zeroed out... nollie flipping that street gap!? dude is ill... definitely in my top ten..

lenoce- good skating, nothing new, too short

scott- (see above) only way too short

welsh- loved, but i'm biased b/c dude's in my top 5, way too short, but did tons of stuff i've never seen... and in regards to the top three... where is ya'lls footage? you guys didn't have much else to film for, why not bang out the most hyped vid of the century? anyway...

olson- is it just me, or is this dude some bad shit!? dopest am of the year... hands down, while every other am is counting stairs and practicing switch lips on rails, this dude is the most original... your gonna see this dude...

howard/carrol... awesome as always... you can always depend on some good shit from these two... what trips me out the most is that these two guys, two pioneers of street skating as we know it, can still hold it down after so many years...

biebel... 'see that, that's fucking redline,' i love biebs... so epic, and gnarly, too! started off with all those huge big flip and 360 bangers! keep hatin...

frost... love this dude, especially with laserbeams out his mouth, epic... still coming up with new tricks to this day, someone stop this guy, he's put a new trick in every video part since... since forever!

mariano... dude went away and came back with a vengeance! i can't even name half the tricks this guy did, swith shuv body varial to 5-0 or something!? super clean and just sick! dude's as innovative as he was in mouse... you kiddies know what that video is????

marc johnson... now, there's been plenty of hate on the net lately b/c mj got the coveted soty over at thrasher, and all you drehobel/hewett lovin dudes are throwing a fit! not to mention the duffel lovers! go get some air freshner and some tissue paper, b/c mj just shit on everyone! yeah, i know, his banger was done by daewon a few years ago, but while daewon (one of the illest alive) was pushing around lil benches, mj did that shit on a legit spot... you know what, forget his banger, how about that frontboard 270 noseblunt... or the backnose 180 switch five... or the frontboard to front nose... look, i could go on for days, but this is the illest part i've seen in a minute! the way it's put together, it's an mj you've never seen, and how man head smashes did dude take!? we've seen mj rip before, but not with lines and tricks like this, you can't tell me you've seen half the tricks he did before he did em, know why? b/c no one's done the shit he does!! think of the shit he pulled, and tell me who else has done it... go on, i'm waiting, and forget how can do it, b/c that's irrelevant, that fact is marc did that shit first, and that's all you need, and with no crooked grinds and only a few tailslides.... think on that, most of dudes ledge tricks were blunts... the hardest ledge trick.... stop ya hatin' for once, and let me be ironic....

go cop this shit now, there will not be a video of this caliber to come out for a long time, mark my words, forget a plan b or p-rod vid, vans might be OK, and that flip vid won't drop until next century, maybe a new girl vid might top this...? haha!

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